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Cheese Widdlers

Update: May 26, 2009

Our rank is restored! Once again, this page holds the number spot for the seldom-searched and frankly useless term, Cheese Widdler. But it proves the point.

Update: May 20, 2009

This page was constructing solely for the purpose of achieving a search engine ranking for a specific term, "cheese widdler". With no other effort other than the insertion and repetition of the term, this page achieved a number 1 natural page rank within 4 weeks. Excited by our success, we immediately bragged about it on Facebook and Twitter. Our Facebook and Twitter pages overtook this page in the ranking in 24 hours, proving the weight given to blogs and social media when it comes to natural search ranks.

Home of the Cheese Widdler

If you are looking for a quality cheese widdler, you have come to the best online resource available. There are about 11,400,000 google results for cheese, and 36,300 for widdler. But only this page can claim the number one rank for the term "cheese widdler" (see above, not necessarily true).

Cheese Widdlers Throughout History

As the term Cheese Widdler is completely made up, there is very little reference to it in history. There is no entry in the dictionary, and the term has not been featured in Shakespeare or Chaucer.

Famous Cheese Widdlers

By now, you might be picking up on the notion that this page is largely about a non-existant term. But imagine, if you will, the most famous cheese widdlers. There is the steel widdler that Sir Edmund Hilary took with him to the top of Everest. There is the pressurized widdler that Jacques Cousteau famously left in the Marianas trench. Then there is the alluminum widdler that Neil Armstrong left on the moon. All the famous cheese widdlers have played their part in making cheese widdlers common place in today's society.

How to Use a Cheese Widdler

You just put your lips together, and blow. Oh no, that's whistle, not widdle. Cheese widdling is an ancient art passed on from father to son, and if you don't know how to use one, it is best left to a professional.

What has a Cheese Widdler got to do with Web Design?

This page is merely a demonstration of how a well-written and well-coded web page can earn a good natural rank for any term. Obviously, an obscure term with no practical use is easier to gain rank with, but the point is still well made. SEO requires some intrinsic understanding of how the web works, and 3W Studios knows cheese widdlers.